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p.s. "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." Albert Einstein
Susan Dolan
11/6/2005 1:45:05 AM - 68.227.172.24
George, dear George....so glad you’re on the planet! Just a wee but younger than you, I’ve been listening the the truths you speak, shrouded in humor, for years and want you to know the message does get through --- that is, to those of us who aren’t too brain dead or self-absorbed to pay attention. I keep wondering when people are going to get fed-up with getting screwed by the gov’t and revolt then I see you again and dismally remember that about 80% of the U.S. population is comprised of those with nothing more between the ears than mental pablum. What a bunch of stupid, "pick-up-the-soap-again" sheep! But I don’t let it get me down for too long ’cause mankind is too far gone to fix and that includes our crooked, puppet/figurehead gov’t officials who are going to steal my Soc. Sec. that I’ve paid into all my life, the FDA who’s letting the pharm. co’s push drugs on TV, the city gov’t who hands out the liquor licenses to the bar owners and make sure the city cops arrest the people who go to those bars. With rampant corruption at all levels of government, the legal system and all the other b.s. that’s going on, including wondering if the man or woman next to me is going to blow my head off if I dare do anything they regard as ’dissing’ them (not that they need earn respect or anything like that!), I find my little piece of happiness in zipping over and around the knotheads who litter my path like some guy on a Ducati buzzing through city traffic during rush hour. Of the generation who saw the value in zero population growth, I stand in awe at the new baby boom that’s going down - women are spittin’ out babies at an almost unprecedented rate - and never mind that they can’t afford a kid (the rest of us taxpayers will pay to raise it) or that there won’t be clean air or water, food, a job, housing or any of that silliness for them when those kids have grown to adulthood - idiots breeding more idiots for me to buzz over and around! I’m going to be ready when the axe falls. I’m prepared. I’m mentally and physically healthy. I don’t eat man-made food. I know how to make a fire without a match, build cover out of nothing in the wild, grow and cook and catch real food and purify water. I own manual tools and equipment and can survive without all the crap that’s sold in stores that comes complete with planned obsolenscence. Let’em pull the plug on electricity and then we’ll see how the idiots and crooks fare! I’m ready to go back to nuts, berries, a barter system. ’Til then, I’ll just keep fixing their computers and selling crap to them on eBay! There - now I feel much better.... nothing like a good emotional dump!
that Dolan Woman
11/6/2005 1:31:24 AM - 68.227.172.24
George, dear George....so glad you’re on the planet! Just a wee but younger than you, I’ve been listening the the truths you speak, shrouded in humor, for years and want you to know the message does get through --- that is, to those of us who aren’t too brain dead or self-absorbed to pay attention. I keep wondering when people are going to get fed-up with getting screwed by the gov’t and revolt then I see you again and dismally remember that about 80% of the U.S. population is comprised of those with nothing more between the ears than mental pablum. What a bunch of stupid, "pick-up-the-soap-again" sheep! But I don’t let it get me down for too long ’cause mankind is too far gone to fix and that includes our crooked, puppet/figurehead gov’t officials who are going to steal my Soc. Sec. that I’ve paid into all my life, the FDA who’s letting the pharm. co’s push drugs on TV, the city gov’t who hands out the liquor licenses to the bar owners and make sure the city cops arrest the people who go to those bars. With rampant corruption at all levels of government, the legal system and all the other b.s. that’s going on, including wondering if the man or woman next to me is going to blow my head off if I dare do anything they regard as ’dissing’ them (not that they need earn respect or anything like that!), I find my little piece of happiness in zipping over and around the knotheads who litter my path like some guy on a Ducati buzzing through city traffic during rush hour. Of the generation who saw the value in zero population growth, I stand in awe at the new baby boom that’s going down - women are spittin’ out babies at an almost unprecedented rate - and never mind that they can’t afford a kid (the rest of us taxpayers will pay to raise it) or that there won’t be clean air or water, food, a job, housing or any of that silliness for them when those kids have grown to adulthood - idiots breeding more idiots for me to buzz over and around! I’m going to be ready when the axe falls. I’m prepared. I’m mentally and physically healthy. I don’t eat man-made food. I know how to make a fire without a match, build cover out of nothing in the wild, grow and cook and catch real food and purify water. I own manual tools and equipment and can survive without all the crap that’s sold in stores that comes complete with planned obsolenscence. Let’em pull the plug on electricity and then we’ll see how the idiots and crooks fare! I’m ready to go back to nuts, berries, a barter system. ’Til then, I’ll just keep fixing their computers and selling crap to them on eBay! There - now I feel much better.... nothing like a good emotional dump!
that Dolan Woman
11/6/2005 1:29:46 AM - 68.227.172.24
Dear George,When i was young i used to think you were funny,now that i’m older (49) I really think your stuff sucks and your such a fucking jerk.your not even a little bit funny’you suck old guy.You need to move out of the usa if you hate it so much.Your an asshole and you should die soon.
William Sawyer
10/30/2005 12:22:40 AM - 68.44.214.114
Fast food virgin?- I saw this really fat lady at the local Mcdonalds. When the cashier asked for her order, she asked "What comes with the combo meal?" WHAT COMES WITH THE COMBO MEAL!!!, I had to laugh out loud!!! That’s like the neighborhood whore saying "Be gentle with me, it’s my first time."
Vaughn Allen
9/21/2005 1:39:42 AM - 166.70.178.129
Well well hell George... seen your show at the Waukegan IL. Genesee Theater tonight... first half was ok, yup only JUST ok. The later half, after pussy farts, was rather disgusting. You made my girl sick. We almost had to leave. NO we’re not religious (etc) just common folks that can take a joke if it’s WITH-IN tastful. Your material "WAS" good and probably not care to hear you again. To bad, you were a great viewer of us humans... to bad you had to lower yourself after all these years.
FVM
9/17/2005 12:44:33 AM - 24.13.184.231
Yo George, i gotta write this. I don’t/haven’t written celebs before but feel compelled by three reasons. A) I’m 51 yrs old and have 12+ years clean in NA. I have always loved your humor immensely and was happy to hear of you quitting coke but am really pleased to see a reference to working a program. If you ever do an open talk I’m there. B) I have this theory that the professional comedians of the world keep the energies balanced for us and are extremely improtant. Think of water (for example). If overnight all the trained water technicians, water experts, engineers, water working stiffs were to die pretty soon all our water systems would stop functioning. I mean what are we going to do, go read a book and try and figure out how a resevoir works? No we are gonna be fucked and have to go live by lakes to get water. It’s the same with all our professional comedians. You guys maintain the engineering and technology of our funny bones. You reimind us to laugh. and you George remind us how patently absurd contemporary culture is. To try and fit in to an insane world is inherently stressful. So we need the periodic reminders so we don’t go insane. God bless you. C) And by far not the least point. I believe I woke up once and turned on Comedy Central and saw one of our greatest comedians look into the camera (that would be George) and say that if we really wanted a war on drugs we should start by hanging a few bankers who launder the vast sums of cash. Was I dreaming or did that happen? Who knows but I loved it! And I always wanted to thank you for that. So thank you -for your brillant mind, willingness to play the fool, and for getting clean. If you ever need a meeting in Dallas let me know and I’d be glad to give ya a lift. PS Look for the new website up soon-judgeforyourself.com for some incisive research on that sort of political stuff. Sincerely, Jimmy Cioe
jimmy cioe
9/14/2005 12:19:40 PM - 4.227.110.139
I watch Fox 5 AM with Jim Ryan and I E-Mailed him the following story. Jim, there are not to many people I can tell stories about the Old Hood and can understand what it was like to grow up in Da Bronx. I was trying to get a Doctors appointment and the following is the result of the telephone call, with the story E-Mailed to my family and friends. As you know I have an appointment on Monday 1-24-05 with the specialist, to see if I am a candidate for the Shunt. Because of the existing snow, I wanted to know if some one would be in the Doctor’s office. I called and got the answering service. She said I could call Monday morning, after 7:30 and they will be better able to tell, at that time, if someone will be at the office. As you know I am a VERY friendly and talkative guy. The lady had a familiar accent and it turned out she was from the "South Bronx", not my old hood. I came from 138th street and she was from 156th Street, in St. Rita’s Parish. A different parish, therefore a different group of friends. We had the best time talking about the games on the street; stick ball, box ball, curb ball, checkers on the side walk with the bottle top, filled with a melted canyon and the dances on Friday night, listing to DOO WOP music and making room for the Holy Ghost. There was a common park in the area and we talk about "making out" in St. Mary’s park. I told her about the DOO WOP parties we have at Fire House (30 years as a Volunteer Firefighter) and how we would dress the part, for the occasion. How my wife came to the dance later, after my daughters made her-up. She had dark sunglasses and I did not recognize her. It was great walk down memory lane. Jerry Black Seaford NY
JERRY BLACK
7/18/2005 5:49:32 PM - 205.188.116.72
George, George, George, u r so smart and funny- My dad used to love you so much and he is now in heaven we hope and i still keep you in my life as a memory of my dad.so there.have a great day and always laugh .
lonnie
7/17/2005 12:26:42 PM - 67.161.104.86
I am an American who now lives in Canada (it is funnier here)and as I write this I am listening to the CBC and they are discussing spiders fucking. The female eats the male during copulation. His reward is she lets him continue with the fucking as long as he lets her eat him. :=) :=) Been there done that. :=):=) George I saw you at the Stardust June 13. I have been a fan of yours so long that I am beginning to look and think like you. Oh shit.. Thanks George keep going buddy...You are a funny man. :=( One more thing. Fuck Bush and the horse he rode in on. :=) Bob
Bob Wolfe
6/25/2005 1:19:09 PM - 64.25.169.221
It was forty years ago today, sargent Pepper taught the band to play,.... Wait. That’s not right. Four decades ago I discovered FireSign and wacky toe-backy. At first I thought "These guys are no fun, they fall right over." Then I began to question "who am us, anyway?" Now I no longer turn my eyes red, I do still listen to four or five crazy guys. That said, it’s back to the internet which is already in progress!
Phinias Phogg
4/2/2005 12:58:29 PM - 65.184.196.28
Hey George - you say you grew up on Tiemann Place in New York City - It was a shocker to see the footage on the tape where you stood on Tiemann and Broadway! Holy mackarel! I used to live there too! What building did you live at? Remember the number? On the north or south side of the street? Love ya, you big nut. - A
A.R.
1/31/2005 12:19:27 AM - 4.244.33.107
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Richard Spasoff
1/9/2005 6:27:35 AM - 68.7.70.50
Hello Everyone if you enjoy Comedy you might want to check out our Comedy Audio Web Magazine at; www.kspazradio.com Richard Spasoff
Richard Spasoff
1/9/2005 6:26:24 AM - 68.7.70.50
George, can you send me some money?
Bill
1/3/2005 12:54:10 PM - 195.93.32.14

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