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Flat out the most prolific comedian of our time, George has produced more quality material than all of his peers combined. He's one of the few performers who succeeds in presenting social commentary that's also fucking hilarious.
It's time to put on your pants, leave your computer and see me LIVE.
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Purchase Products
George Carlin - The Little David Years 1971-77
This is a tremendous 7-disk box set of Carlin's best stuff!
George Carlin - Braindroppings (CD)
The "book" won a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Comedy but now you can hear George's brilliant insights in the comfort of your own ears on this hysterical CD. "THERE WILL BE NO MORE PAPER TOWELS AFTER JULY!" Just one of the many insightful thoughts spoken by genius, George Carlin, in this audio tribute to his brain. This CD is full of jokes, notions, satire, sarcasm, silliness, disturbing references, nonsense and it's all in voice of comic legend George Carlin. This CD is a must for anyone with, or in search of, a sense of humor.
George Carlin - Napalm & Silly Putty (CD)
This is the CD version of George Carlin's newest and funniest book yet. If you enjoyed reading or listening to Braindroppings, his first book/CD (and if you haven't, pick it up immediately here at Laugh.com) you will absolutely flip, roll on the floor laughing, wet your pants, pull a groin muscle, over this brilliant CD. If you love to laugh out loud while you're wearing headphones on a crowded bus, this CD is a must have.
George Carlin - Napalm & Silly Putty (book)
In the expression "topsy-turvy," what exactly is meant by "turvy"? George Carlin asks many more nonsensical questions like that one in the 256 pages of this new hardcover collection of mockery. If you've read his first book, Braindroppings (and if you haven't, buy it immediately) you're going to devour this new collection of Carlin-isms. Buy it now or be forced to hear your friends quoting jokes they've stolen from this masterpiece.
George Carlin - "A Place For My Stuff"
Classic Carlin all the way. There’s nothing else to say. This CD sells itself. In fact, even if we told you not to buy it, you would. Mr. Carlin is a genius. Period. So buy the damn CD already. Oh yeah, and while you’re here, pick up a copy of his new book, Napalm and Silly Putty.
George Carlin - Parental Advisory-Explicit Lyrics
Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant CD. When they turn ten, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George. This CD is funnier than shit! And while you’re here, pick up a George Carlin autographed photo too!
George Carlin - "You Are All Diseased"
Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this CD are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of Airport Security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. It’s frightening how funny his observations are. Buy it today, and pick up a George Carlin T-shirt too, right here at Laugh.com.
George Carlin - Complaints, Grievances
This is George Carlin's newest and funniest CD yet. If you missed the
HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on
every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first
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George Carlin - Carlin On Comedy
This all new Laugh.com CD features George Carlin sharing all of his knowledge of Stand-Up Comedy in a funny and informative way. You'll find out how Carlin became a star, and how you can be one too. Buy it here, buy it now, buy it before they're all gone!
The George Carlin Collection - DVD Only
As seen on HBO, this collection highlights 5 of George Carlin’s Classics on 4 DVD’s Approx 6 HRs.
Disc 1: On Location with George Carlin from the University of Southern California (1977)
Disc 2: George Carlin Again! From the Celebrity Star Theatre in Phoenix (1978)
Disc 3: Carlin At Carnegie from New York City (1982) Carlin on Campus from the University of California-Los Angeles (1984)
Disc 4: George Carlin: Personal Favorites a compilation of live performances (1977-1990)
George Carlin - Take-Offs and Put-Ons
Recorded Live at the RoosterTail in Detroit, Michigan, George debut album captures himself at the tail end of his straight comedic life.
ONE FUKIN TIME I WAS WALKING IN THE UNIVERSITY AND I ENTERED THE GODDAM GYM, I SAW THE SPORT INSTRUSCTOR WITH THE BRA, THE BITCH ASKED ME WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? (CONCENTRATING MY EYES ON A THING I WONT SEE MUCH "GOOD TITS" ) I DIDNT REPLY BUT I WAS THINKING WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I BE LOOKING AT YOU MUTHA FUKKIN BIATCHHHH.. YOUR GODDAM BOOBS WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE LOOKING AT?
WALID ERGUN
6/9/2005 8:31:32 PM - 62.135.41.123
MAN you are the besssssssssssssssssssst goddam comedian i’ve ever seen and i will see pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeee try to do a show in egypt so that i can get to see you my friend I CALL YOU MY FRIEND AND HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! man please if u can reply just by saying any shit on my email xenonkrypton@hotmail.com
mohammed galal
6/9/2005 8:24:21 PM - 62.135.41.123
George you are the best comic ever. I dont know what I would do with out you. I read all your books and watched all your stand ups. I watched all the movies you were in. George please if you can would you e-mail me just say hi or anything it will mean so much to me. my e mail is paulisking63aolcom. Thank you for everything you done.
Pavel Borisenko
5/28/2005 6:18:44 PM - 165.254.149.6
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ED
3/31/2005 6:41:32 PM - 205.188.116.131
Hey George, You are the best; got your new book-(funny like always)Thank’s for making us laugh with your shit..Hope you are getting better from the pain killer’s and wine..see you when your in new york..
Kenny
3/27/2005 8:50:59 AM - 24.225.169.209
FUCK CATHOLICS AND FUCK POLICE AND GEORGE BUSH. PARENTS CAN GO TO HELL. DOWN WITH THE US GOVERNMENT. GEORGE CARLIN 4 PRESIDENT
Nighthawk T-118
2/28/2005 11:05:35 AM - 168.184.90.10
George is the funniest man to ever walk the earth.You are my role model. Bada Boom Bada Bing Fuck Mickey Mouse in the asshole with a big rubber dick. I also hope mickey dies with his hand in goofy’s pants. FUCK DISNEY
Matt Gribbins
2/28/2005 11:02:41 AM - 168.184.90.10
Trying to get ahold of George to interview him for a documentary I’m producing. The subject is religion, and how it’s screwing up society. George, I know you’ll be in Jackson in March. I could bring a crew out there to interview you. I’m in the Bay Area not too far from there. Please email back. I know you have some strong opinions that would go great between interviews of Catholics & Jews. Let me know, thanks, Dan Pavlik
Dan Pavlik
2/21/2005 3:47:07 AM - 63.198.207.0
I’m sure it’s something that is wrong with me, because everyone else seems to get what I’m missing. I’m probably the only person on the planet who doesn’t find this guy the least bit funny.
Cam
2/20/2005 12:50:02 AM - 66.165.10.26
Dear George: Hey, if you’re going to send that guy below me all of your banking information you may as well send me the pain pills and wine for Christ sake...vodka too.
Ernie Bell
1/18/2005 1:24:35 PM - 143.183.121.3
FROM.ERIC TANGARA ADDRESS.MOTHER THREASA CAMP ABIDJAN COTE D’IVOIRE EMAIL ADDRESS. erictangara02@yahoo.fr CONFIDENTIAL Dear George Carlin , I am Eric Tangara the only son of late former Director of finance,Chief Joseph Tangara Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during the peak of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with BANK in Abidjan, where I am residing under political asylumwith my younger sister. Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars: 1) Account name 2) Account number 3) Bank address, telephone and fax number For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (NINE Million Dollars) $9 Million. I am compensating you with 15 % of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economicwelfare. Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Chief Tangaragave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit issued to him by BANK on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self toanybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep his transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important. Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction. N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me. Call me back immediately you receive this message for more explanation.And promisse me my younger sister to be a father considering our situationand not to betray us. Thanks and God bless Best regards Eric & Rebecca Tangara NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need a foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad
Eric & Rebecca Tangara
1/17/2005 7:17:02 AM - 196.201.79.170
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Richard Spasoff
1/9/2005 6:13:51 AM - 68.7.70.50
Pain pills and wine? Christ on the mountain, if I had the kind of money George must have I would be bong hitting the best of weed and eating the finest of pizza...I tell you what. George, if you read this stuff, get well. PS...Send me all of those pain pills and wine. I’ll dispose of them for you. Vodka too, if you have any.
Ernie Bell
1/7/2005 8:24:20 PM - 143.183.121.3
Dear Mr.Carlin, I just wanted you to know that I became a fan of yours at an early age. Of course, there was alot of sneaking around eavesdropping seeing as I was pretty young when I first caught your act on HBO. My dad or the man I consider my dad, worked really hard and to get a laugh out of him, well you’d been more lucky to get a santa hat on christ at the crucifiction. However, you made him laugh! You still make him laugh and I love you for it!
Nikki Noffsinger
12/28/2004 10:06:24 AM - 68.253.43.243
George, We just have to say that our love is with you and you are an amazing comedian. Of course, we really love the atheist slant because we are Freethinkers too. I want you to know we have the greatest amount of respect for you and we are certain that you will nip this issue in the bud. We also appreciate your forth-rightness and that gives many people courage to do the same. Unlike a big mealy-mouthed conservative talk show host that came out only after he was exposed, Rush is a fucking hyprocrite! Isn’t it amazing the strenth of morals that we damned unbelievers can possess. If we are to burn in hell lets do it together and we’ll have more fun with you there than Jesus will in heaven when he decides to mercilessly fuck all his believers in the ass. Glory! Glory! Glory!
Jonathan & Susan Kiser
12/27/2004 4:00:11 PM - 67.166.170.169
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